What Wedgie Do You Really Deserve ((full)) 〈2027〉

Disclaimer: No underwear was permanently stretched in the writing of this article. Wedgies should remain a theoretical concept between consenting adults who understand that real bullying isn't funny. This is a joke. Probably.

Your underwear hangs out of your pants for an entire meeting. Nobody tells you. You only discover it when you get home and see your reflection in the microwave door.

: Often humorously reserved for those who are perceived as being overly "nerdy" or socially awkward, especially if they have just corrected someone's grammar or trivia. The Atomic Wedgie The Technique

The only way to pierce the armor of an overinflated ego is to go over the head—literally. The Atomic Wedgie is the gold standard of humiliation. This maneuver requires significant upper body strength to pull the waistband up the back, over the head, and ideally hook it under the chin or nose.

: Typically given to "victims" in these quizzes who are quirky or unconventional, as the underwear is pulled from the front or reversed.

: Are you daring and fearless or calm and low-key? Practical Context What wedgie do you really deserve? - GoToQuiz