The film began. Grainy, desaturated 720p. A static shot of a placid, grey harbor at dawn. A single junk boat rocked gently. The title card appeared in dripping red letters: WHITE SNAKE AFLOAT .

At 89%, the sound came.

The computer made a sound: a soft, wet thud. Then the glug-glug-glug of water filling a sinking ship.

A new line of text crawled across the screen, written in the same dripping red:

Here is why, along with the resources I can provide instead: