First, the official HP website. You navigate the labyrinth: Support → Software & Drivers → Printer → Enter model. The page churns. It offers you “HP Easy Start” – a cheerful, deceptive button. You click it. Easy Start scans your network. It finds nothing. The M1132 sits three feet away, connected by a USB cable that has outlasted three relationships, blinking its green light in mocking silence. Easy Start shrugs. “No printer found,” it says, with the chipper indifference of a weather app.