Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard.
Dave pulls out a laminated 70-page binder labeled “HOUSE LAWS (2025 EDITION).” -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...
Unlocks infinite stamina, oxygen, and hunger so you never have to worry about depleting bars. Dave pulls a sock from the hamper
DAVE (Clutching chest) Then she gets the silent treatment until she apologizes to the hanger. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...
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