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“I was nervous,” he explains.

I exploded. “Mom, he doesn’t stop! He’s like a human mosquito with opinions!”

But then Leo found out.

Mom stared at the weapon. "Dave, dear, we’re going to a regulated state park. I don’t think you’ll need to hack through the jungle."

“That’s a nightmare,” he replies. And then he starts narrating. Everything. -ENG- Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who ...

We arrived at Lake Serene Campground at sunset. The moment we parked, Leo vaulted out of the car like a caffeinated squirrel. “Oh wow! Smell that! Is that pine? Or is that your mom’s perfume? No, it’s pine. Hey, is that a raccoon? Can we pet it? What’s the Wi-Fi password?”

Dinner was where the "annoying" factor peaked, but also where Mom’s wisdom shined. Sarah had insisted on bringing "camping charcuterie," which turned out to be three types of expensive cheese that immediately began to sweat in the humidity. “I was nervous,” he explains

“What?”

Leo is crying.

We pack up the leaning tent. Leo gives my mom a handwritten thank-you note on a napkin. In the car, he falls asleep within ten minutes—mouth open, snoring softly, head against my shoulder.

Reader, he did not help with the heavy lifting. He’s like a human mosquito with opinions