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Just then, Dr. Fen hailed them. “Captain Mercer,” she said, a wild, maniacal grin on her face. “You’ve just committed the first act of biological warfare using a fermented beverage. I’m submitting a paper. Title: ‘Palate Cleansing at the Galactic Scale: How a Moclan’s Poor Life Choices Saved the Union.’”

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A moment of profound silence fell over the group. Then, everyone turned to look at Bortus, who had just transported down to assist. In his hands, he held a half-empty bottle of his favorite beverage. The Orville

“You can’t fight it,” Dr. Fen said. “You have to offend it. You need a flavor so vile, so fundamentally wrong, that it rejects us like a bad oyster.”

“It is the only logical choice,” Isaac stated. Just then, Dr

“It’s… eating,” said Chief of Security Alara Kitan, her brow furrowed. “It’s not attacking. It’s just really, really hungry.”

Ed sighed. He looked at Kelly. “Remind me why I took this job?” “You’ve just committed the first act of biological

The Orville plunged into the amber haze. Inside, the cloud was less a digestive system and more a chaotic, slow-motion tornado of space debris and regret. They found the science vessel, the Sagan , its hull coated in a sticky, glowing goo.

“Okay,” Ed said, leaning back in his command chair. “Standard first contact protocol. Kelly, hail it.”